All I Need to Know About Life I Learned From a Snowman

Our Librarian had a picture with these words on it. I thought it was so "danged" cute!

All I Need to Know About Life I Learned From a Snowman

Its OK if you're a little bottom heavy.

Hold your ground, even when the heat is on.
Wearing white is always appropriate.

Winter is the best of the four seasons,

It takes a few extra rolls to make a good midsection.

There's nothing better than a foul weather friend.

The key to life is to be a jolly, happy soul.

You know you've made it when they write a song about you.

It's not the size of the carrot, but the placement that counts.

We're all made up of mostly water.

Avoid yellow snow!

Don't get too much sun.

It's embarrassing when you can't look down and see your feet.

It's fun to hang out in your front yard.

There's no stopping you once you're on a roll.

Always put your best foot forward!

SONGS of the Past

Rock Around the Clock - 1955 Bill Haley & The Comets
At the Hop - Danny and the Jrs. 1958
Save the Last Dance For Me - The Drifters 1960
Tossin and Turnin - Bobby Lewis 1961
The Lion Sleeps Tonight - The Tokens 1961
He's So Fine - The Chiffon's 1963
My Guy - Mary Wells 1964
Baby Love - Supremes 1964
Leader of the Pack - The Shangi-Las 1964
Come See About Me - The Supremes 1964
DownTown - Petula Clark 1965
My Girl - The Temptations 1965
I'm Telling You Now - Freddie and the Dreamers 1965
Wild Thing - The Troggs 1966
Stand By Me - Ben E King
Dream Lover - Bobbie Darin
Do You Want To Dance - Bobby Freeman
Chapel of Love - Dixie Cups
This Magic Moment - The Drifters
Let It Be Me - Jerry Butler and Betty Everet
It's In His Kiss - The Shoop Shoop Song -

Ponderisms

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

Garden Rule" When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuabe plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFO's anymore?

IN the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weir and people take Prozac to make it normal.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?"

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if he's going to look up there anyway?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

But Most Of All, Remember!
A good friend is like a good bra. Hard to find. Supportive. Comfortable. And always close to your heart.

Thoughts for the Weekend

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctr Alt Deleat' and start all over?

If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever!

Old is When...

1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today.
4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!

Signs of Menopause

1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.

2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.

3. You change your underwear after you sneeze.

Games For When We are Older

1. Sag, you're it.
2. Hide and go pee.
3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
4. Kick the bucket.
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
6. Musical recliners.
7. Simon says something incoherent.
8. Pin the toupee on the bald guy.