From Jennie!Love, love, LOVE this!
None of that Sissy Crap
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems?
Well, here is a series of promises
that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card
-Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. When you are blue -- I will try
to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you're scared -- we will high tail it out of here.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I'll pick you up and dust you off--
After I laugh my butt off!!
9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end.
'Why?' you may ask -- because you are my FRIEND!
Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it, but only you can
feel the true warmth.
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