* What Religion is Your Bra?

What religion is your bra?
A man went into the ladies department of a Macy's, shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife." "What type of bra?" asked the clerk. "Type? " asks the man, "There's more than one type?"
"Look around," said the sales lady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety there are really only four types of bra's to choose." Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:
There are the Cathloic,
the salvation army,
the presbyterian and
the Baptist types.
Which one would you prefer?"
Now totally befuddled the man asked about the differences between them. The saleslady responded, "Its all really quite simple.....
The Catholic type supports the masses.
The salvation army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright,
The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills.
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G & H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn’t figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
( A ) Almost Boobs
( B ) Barely there
( C ) Can’t Complain
( D ) DANG!
( DD) Double DANG!
( E ) Enormous
( F ) FAKE
( G ) GET a reduction
( H ) HELP I've fallen and I can’t get up!!!!
OH yeah they forgot the German bra,
Holtzem from floppen.

* OOPS

Wrong email address!
A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address!

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack.
The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: October 16, 2007
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here!