* Angel Visit

My friend Emily sent this to me today. Thanks Em!

One day Heavenly was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.

When he returned, he told Heavenly Father, 'Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.

Heavenly Father thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.'

So Heavenly Father called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time.
When the angel returned he went to Heavenly Father and said, 'Yes, it's true. The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.'
our Father in Heaven was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% that were good, because he wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going.
Do you know what the e-mail said?
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Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either.
(The granny above is drinking hot chocolate!)

* OOPS

Wrong email address!
A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address!

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack.
The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: October 16, 2007
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here!