* What Religion is Your Bra?

What religion is your bra?
A man went into the ladies department of a Macy's, shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife." "What type of bra?" asked the clerk. "Type? " asks the man, "There's more than one type?"
"Look around," said the sales lady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety there are really only four types of bra's to choose." Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:
There are the Cathloic,
the salvation army,
the presbyterian and
the Baptist types.
Which one would you prefer?"
Now totally befuddled the man asked about the differences between them. The saleslady responded, "Its all really quite simple.....
The Catholic type supports the masses.
The salvation army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright,
The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills.
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G & H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn’t figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
( A ) Almost Boobs
( B ) Barely there
( C ) Can’t Complain
( D ) DANG!
( DD) Double DANG!
( E ) Enormous
( F ) FAKE
( G ) GET a reduction
( H ) HELP I've fallen and I can’t get up!!!!
OH yeah they forgot the German bra,
Holtzem from floppen.