Teacher's Salary

Teacher's hefty salaries are driving up taxes, and they only work 9 or 10 months of the year!

It's time we put things in perspective and pay them for what they do -- baby sit!

We can get that for less than minimum wage. That's right. Let's give them $3.00 an hour and only the hours they worked, not any of that silly planning time.

That would be $19.50 a day (7:00 AM to3:30 (or so) PM with just 25 min. off for lunch).

EAch parent should pay #19.50 a day for these teachers to baby-sit their children.

NOW...
How many do they teach in a class, 30? So that' $19.50X30= $585.00 a day. However, remember they only work 180 days a year!!! We're not going to pay them for any vacations!

LET'S SEE...
That's $585X180=$105,300 per year.

What about those special teachers, and the ones with master's degrees?

Well, we could pay them minimun wage, and just to be fair, round it off to $7.00 an hour. That would be $7X 6 1/2 hours X 30 Children X 180 days = $245,700 per year.

Wait a minute ---- There's something wrong here!

Average teacher salary is $50,000/ 180 days (AFTER 15 YRS... I FINALLY MAKE 48,000) =$277/PER DAY/ 30 STUDENTS = $9.23/6.5 HOURS = $1.42 PER HOUR per student. A very inexpensive baby-sitter and they even try - with your help - to EDUCATE your kids!

WHAT A DEAL... And the parents don't even have to buy us pizza!